1 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,479 I, Neptune, lord all seas and oceans 2 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:4,759 rivers and lakes, streams and wells, 3 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,639 going around his vast possessions, 4 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:53,039 decided to visit this piece of paradise on the shores of the Black Sea 5 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,799 (sounds "March of Pioneer Squads") 6 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,599 We are the pioneers of the Soviet country, There are millions of us! 7 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:06,879 We are the pioneers of the Soviet country, There are millions of us! 8 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,959 Lenin's parties are true to the cause Our banners! 9 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,719 Once upon a time in Russia there really was carefree young generation, 10 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,399 which smiled at the summer, the sea and the sun - and chose Pepsi 11 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:16,759 which smiled at the summer, the sea and the sun - and chose Pepsi. 12 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,359 which smiled at the summer, the sea and the sun - and chose Pepsi 13 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:19,199 In those distant days, children should have strived 14 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,399 In those distant days, children supposed to strive 15 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,479 to the shining fireman's helmet or a doctor's white coat. 16 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,319 But we, lying in the summer on the seashore, 17 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,159 looked for a long time ?and on the cloudless blue horizon 18 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,559 drank warm Pepsi-Cola, 19 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,199 bottled in glass bottles in the city of Novorossiysk. 20 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:38,399 and dreamed that someday distant forbidden world 21 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,519 from the other side of the sea will come into our lives. 22 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,799 I automatically got in to generation "P". 23 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,199 My name "Babylen" was composed 24 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,479 from the words of "Vasily Aksyonov" and "Vladimir Ilyich Lenin". 25 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,159 Complete edition of the Kama Sutra! 26 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,599 And in a sense I lived up to my name 27 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,918 entered the Literary Institute, 28 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,759 wrote poetry and kept alignment for eternity 29 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,638 pretending it's nothing doesn't happen around me. 30 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:09,439 (DDT - "Autumn") What is autumn? This is the sky 31 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:14,079 Crying sky underfoot. 32 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,679 Scatter in puddles birds with clouds... 33 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,479 Once eternity has disappeared, I found myself in the present. 34 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,319 I didn't have any connections 35 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,279 that's why I got a job as a salesman in a commercial stall. 36 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,679 Scatter in puddles birds with clouds. 37 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,519 Autumn, I haven’t been with you for a long time. 38 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,039 The work was simple, but nerve-wracking. 39 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,159 In the evenings I handed over the proceeds to Hussein, 40 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,559 Chechen with constantly oily from opiates with the eyes. 41 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,039 While working in a stall, I bought two new qualities. 42 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,999 The first was cynicism, boundless, like the view from the Ostankino TV tower. 43 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,799 Hello. Any complaints? No. 44 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,559 And the absence of complaints does not liberate from responsibility. 45 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,079 (Afghans sing a war song) 46 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,159 The second quality was amazing and difficult to explain. 47 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,239 Please be kind one West cigarette. 48 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,719 All I had to do was take a quick look into the client's hands to understand 49 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,359 can it be counted? and for how long exactly. 50 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,999 Give me the money. 51 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,799 ?46 52 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,039 (grandfather plays the accordion) 53 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,599 Krasnodar, Krasnodar, Krasnodar, 54 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,879 I will never forget you. 55 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,559 Our meetings with you remain... 56 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,759 Life is a lonely journey 57 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,479 then under the scorching sun, then in the bitter cold. 58 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,119 How often is the road along which we go, it leads to nowhere. 59 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,559 And it is unknown where death will meet us. 60 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,679 When you remember this, everything in the world seems empty and insignificant. 61 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,319 And then insight comes. 62 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,359 "Tuborg". Be ready for anything! 63 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,119 Yes Give me a pack of Davidoff. 64 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,719 Which one - regular or lightweight? 65 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,199 Regular. 66 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,039 Listen, do you have condoms? 67 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,759 Well, just the normal ones were, not scorched. 68 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,199 Durex. English quality. Jaguar" in the world of condoms. 69 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,359 Nice slogan. How many? 145. 70 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,159 All the best - fuck it 71 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,719 Wawa? What are you doing? 72 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,679 Morkovin! 73 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,159 (Garik Sukachev - "Coachman") Hey. coachman, turn to hell 74 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,278 Let's take a new road home... 75 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,959 Take the keys. I left. 76 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,719 Now, Vova, is a special time. 77 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,239 This has never happened before and never will again. 78 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,079 Fever like the Klondike. 79 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,799 Yes, two more years and everything will be captured. 80 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,159 And today there is a real opportunity fit into this system, you know? 81 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,479 Fit in. 82 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,199 Well, did you fit in? 83 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,319 The process has begun. Sit down. 84 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,999 The only place where the real money is 85 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,079 advertising. 86 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,278 Something like this happens. A person takes out a loan. 87 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,399 With this loan he rents an office, buys a Jeep Cherokee 88 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,879 and eight boxes "Smirnovskaya" vodka. 89 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,959 When the vodka is drunk, it turns out 90 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,999 that the jeep is broken, the office is vomited, 91 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,679 and the loan must be repaid. 92 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,959 If the bank to which the person must, gangster, 93 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,159 then a person at some point they kill. 94 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,999 But I don’t understand, what’s the relationship Does all this have to do with advertising? 95 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,679 Here. And now the most important thing. 96 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,999 When half of "Smirnovskaya" I haven't drunk the vodka yet, 97 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,599 happens in a person's head some kind of chemical reaction. 98 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,679 (Oleg Kostrov - “We got hooked on the swing”) 99 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,919 He gets a feeling boundless greatness, 100 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,439 and he wants to take it off for himself advertising clip. 101 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,559 And here from the bushes... 102 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,479 we appear. 103 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,479 There are several studios that making commercials. 104 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,239 They desperately need smart screenwriters. 105 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,479 Let's. I'll call you back. ABOUT! Vavilen Tatarsky. 106 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,519 Hello. Meet Lena. 107 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,639 Tatarsky is a surname or was it driving? 108 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,239 - No, it's a surname. - Last name, last name 109 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,159 Ah, cool. 110 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,559 This is Sergey. Let's get straight to the point. 111 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,479 Babylen, that’s the story. 112 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,039 The object is approximately fifty years old. Previously worked as a physics teacher. 113 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,399 When the whole mess was just beginning organized a cooperative 114 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,639 for the production of cakes "Bird's Milk" 115 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,119 and in two years I made such money, 116 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,439 that I have rented now half of the Babaev factory. 117 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,119 I recently took out a loan. A very large loan. 118 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,319 And the day before yesterday he started drinking. 119 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,239 Where does this information come from? 120 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,839 The secretary is in trouble. My girlfriend. Yes? 121 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,039 So, you need to take it now, 122 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,759 because when he's sober, his toad is strangling him. 123 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,839 Oh, hi. 124 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:51,678 ABOUT! Club jacket Get dressed. 125 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,959 You can put this thing on your belt. 126 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,479 You have a meeting with a client at one o'clock. 127 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,759 I'll call you at one twenty to this pager. 128 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:04,519 When it beeps, you get it and look at it with meaning. 129 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:05,759 It's clear? 130 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,999 The whole time the client is talking, make notes in this notebook. 131 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,599 Rolex". 132 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,959 When you communicate with a client, rattle them so unobtrusively. 133 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,558 Careful, careful, Don't knock off the gilding. 134 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,759 Your plant is wonderful but maybe let's get straight to the point? 135 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,678 What corporate positions Shall we secure it? 136 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,799 - Well, I don’t know... (Tatarsky’s pager beeps) 137 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,799 Our pallets are imported, fluorine. 138 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,558 Isn't this from Video International? 139 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,439 No. These suckers are for me, thank God, They don't call anymore. 140 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,519 Slava Zaitsev. The meeting for today is cancelled. 141 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,079 He believes that this meeting is it more important to us than to him? 142 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,479 Then we'll talk. 143 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,678 Sorry, but aren't you afraid? 144 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:21,959 that one day Can this all end? 145 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,239 Well, you know what time it is. What if everything collapses? 146 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,879 Afraid. And who is not afraid? 147 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,159 Have you gone crazy, or what? 148 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,399 With questions like this What the hell are we going to get? 149 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,079 We'll get it. Now I know what he needs. 150 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,678 (disturbing music plays) 151 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:02,439 The race comes and the race goes. but the earth endures forever. 152 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,039 Mediis tempustatibus placidus. Calm amid the storms. 153 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,039 Lefortovo confectionery plant. 154 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,239 That's how I became a copywriter. 155 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,279 With none of my former I didn’t explain myself to the authorities, 156 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,599 hoping that the keys to the stall Huseyn got it. 157 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,639 There were rumors about going out of business The Chechens demand large compensation. 158 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,879 Hello? Yes, Andrey Ivanovich, we are working. Creativity at work. 159 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:32,359 Our ears are on top of our heads Discount on shell garages! 160 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,879 I earned money not much 161 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,079 but still it came out more, than in the retail field. 162 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,599 That night on the avenue Vernadsky 4 was killed 163 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,199 director of Lefortovo confectionery plant Zhilin. 164 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,479 His Jeep Grand Cherokee was shot up. from a passing car. 165 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,839 The investigation believes 166 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,359 that the murder of Zhilin is connected with his professional activity. 167 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,879 A criminal case has been opened. 168 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,079 Dear TV viewers, we have to take a break 169 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,839 for urgent message from the besieged White House. 170 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,039 As it became known, Congress of People's Deputies 171 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,079 removed the president from office Russian Federation of Boris Yeltsin. 172 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,719 (rock plays) 173 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,279 Hello girls! Hello boys! 174 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,999 On page 13 article with my photo. 175 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,799 Alexander Blo. 176 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,039 Soviet mentality you need to squeeze it out like a pimple 177 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,319 drop by drop. 178 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,839 What is the “Soviet mentality”? 179 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,279 I myself had it in the old days, but completely lost it, 180 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,399 after working for several years taxi driver in New York. 181 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,879 As they say in the advertising business, various cultural references. 182 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,799 Bingo. 183 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,678 What is the "Soviet mentality" or “scoop”, I didn’t fully understand. 184 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,678 But from my new point of view employer, Dmitry Pugin, 185 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,959 I shouldn't have understood anything. 186 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,399 I had to have it. Look. 187 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,678 The scoop is almost nothing does not produce itself 188 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,879 but people need it something to eat and wear. 189 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,959 So they'll be rushing here soon goods from the West, 190 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:12,519 and along with them it will pour wave of advertising. 191 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,999 But this advertising cannot simply be translate from English into Russian, 192 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:20,199 because there are others here... How is this? Cultural references. 193 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:25,719 You and I will take it ahead of time 194 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,799 preparing blanks for all serious brands. 195 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,639 And when the time comes, 196 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,719 we come with daddy to the representative offices 197 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,439 and do business. 198 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,879 As a trial balloon try "Sprite". 199 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,759 They are going to be implemented in Russia. 200 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,639 Considering the numerous messages addressed to me 201 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,039 heads of subjects of the Russian Federations, groups of deputies, 202 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,719 participants of the Constitutional meetings, citizens of Russia. 203 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,119 I did the following... 204 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,439 As is known, in the countries of Eastern Europe's Coca-Cola is 205 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,279 rather an ideological fetish, than a soft drink. 206 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,919 If, for example, Hershey's drinks have a stable “taste of victory”, 207 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,999 then Coca-Cola has taste of freedom." 208 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,999 In short. Okay. 209 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,719 Consider the classic positional slogan "Sprite - the Uncola". 210 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,359 For domestic consumers the term "Uncola" has broad 211 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,519 anti-democratic and anti-liberal connotations, 212 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,199 which makes him extremely attractive under military dictatorship. 213 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,879 Translated into Russian "Uncola" would be "He-cola". 214 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,759 By its sound 4 (similar to the name "Nikola") 215 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,119 and the associations it evokes, this word 216 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,919 fits perfectly with the aesthetics probable future. 217 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,959 Possible slogan options. 218 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,519 Sprite. No-cola for Nikola." 219 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,039 Possible text for a commercial. 220 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:05,039 I'm in the spring forest Drank birch Sprite!" 221 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,679 "Uncola" is the slogan of "Seven-Up", not Sprite. 222 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,399 But that's okay. Can be used. 223 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,279 So you can count that you passed the exam. 224 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,079 Now try it some other brand 225 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,959 Yes? Which? 226 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,119 It is absolutely clear that when compiling any serious 227 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,239 advertising concept for cigarettes "Parliament" The first thing to consider is... 228 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,279 The first thing to consider is it was completely unclear. 229 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,799 "Parliament" is not "Java". 230 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,679 "Tikhamat." I once found this folder in the waste paper, 231 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,519 which we were sent to collect after school lessons. 232 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,959 As a child, I was embarrassed by my name, introducing himself as Vova whenever possible. 233 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,959 It turned out, however, that this** my name at birth 234 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,199 hit me at that moment. when I completely forgot about that role, 235 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,719 which, as I told my friends, 236 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:41,599 should have played a role in my destiny secret doctrines of Babylon. 237 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,599 I was especially inspired the legend of the great Lottery. 238 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,319 More accurate translation "Game Without a Name" 239 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,319 According to this legend, the path to wealth and perfect wisdom 240 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,719 lay through sexual union with a golden idol of the goddess Ishtar 241 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,919 Could become the husband of a goddess any resident of Babylon. 242 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,159 To do this he had to drink 243 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,599 ritual drink from heavenly fly agarics, 244 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,118 then climb the ziggurat and solve three riddles of the goddess. 245 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,679 the riddles of Ishtar were three symbolic objects, 246 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,358 which were given to the Babylonian, who wished to become a Chaldean goddess. 247 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,919 He should have explained the meaning of these 00:17:22,399 The one who solved at least one the riddle is wrong, 249 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,039 the guards pushed down from the ziggurat, which meant certain death. 250 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,039 The man who decided all three riddles are correct 251 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,719 climbed to the top. met a goddess 252 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,439 and became her ritual earthly husband. 253 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,319 Gireev! 254 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,999 Tatar? 255 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,279 Listen, you’re not directly recognizable! How are you in general? 256 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,639 In complete harmony. How are you? Where are you in a hurry? 257 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,079 I'm going through a rather difficult period. 258 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,239 I communicate mainly with businessmen and advertisers. 259 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,479 They just load it with lead. 260 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,599 Come to me in Rastorguevo I stopped by once 261 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,799 a couple of these advertisers in winter 262 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,799 expand consciousness. 263 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,719 And then they ran away barefoot through the snow. 264 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,159 Do you want to go and see everything for yourself? 265 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,519 Gireev in his wild clothes seemed the last fragment of a lost universe 266 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:31,118 not Soviet, because it didn’t have wandering Tibetan astrologers, 267 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,999 and some other one that existed parallel to the Soviet world 268 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,959 and even in spite of him, but disappeared with him. 269 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,519 (Buddhist music plays) 270 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,319 What is this? l Fly agarics 271 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,279 Are you going to drink this? 272 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,839 No piss, there are no brown ones here. 273 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,919 In ancient Babylon, by the way, We also made this drink 274 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,759 only besides fly agarics there added "red donkey urine". 275 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,479 Right. Softens. 276 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,079 So what should we do now? Yes, whatever you want, do it. 277 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,439 Can we talk? Speak. 278 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,959 Have you heard about Alyosha Chikunov? 279 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,439 Can you imagine, I drank several bottles of Finlandia 280 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,559 and froze on a starry January night to death in a playground house. 281 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:00,039 Gone to Valhalla paradise of Scandinavian warriors. 282 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,319 Are there any more? 283 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,999 Dried fly agarics tastes like 284 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,719 some potato chips, only tastier. 285 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,199 What if you sell them? like chips, in bags? 286 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,199 What is this? 287 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,879 Hum. This is how I travel. 288 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,079 good luck? 289 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,479 Where? It's hard to explain where. 290 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,639 Ommmmm... 291 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,118 When you don't think a lot becomes clear. 292 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,799 Advertising concept for fly agarics. 293 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:34,399 The highest form of self-realization of the fly agaric like a mushroom is an atomic explosion 294 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,279 something like a glowing f immaterial body, * 295 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,639 which some people gain advanced mystics. 296 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,118 And people are just auxiliary life form, 297 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:48,759 which the fly agaric uses to achieve your highest goal 298 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,919 How strange it all turns out. 299 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,079 Chikunov died, but we live. I only suspect 300 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,358 that every time we lie down sleep, we die in the same way. 301 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,679 And death is a replacement for the familiar morning awakening 302 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,039 something else 303 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,959 just think about it there is no way 304 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,399 because our mind and world 305 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,599 it's the same thing. 306 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,919 This means there is no death. 307 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,519 The threads disappear but the ball remains! 308 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,118 Why? 309 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,079 Yes, because the stitches remain, but the junkie will disappear. 310 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,839 What? 311 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,118 I would like to drink! 312 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,279 The confusion of languages was called Babylonian pandemonium." 313 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,639 They probably drank this fly agaric tincture 314 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,879 and the words began to break in their mouths, just like mine. 315 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,959 (hard rock plays) 316 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,679 Can you tell me if I should go to the protest? 317 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,039 Well, what about tritrics? 318 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,118 Don't be stupid. Don't be stupid, bastard! 319 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,999 - Where are the soberichkigro? - Don't be stupid. 320 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,279 I wish I could meet Hussein. I wonder if he would be scared? 321 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,399 What did you want? 322 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,118 I'm literally just a second. I just wanted to ask you, 323 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,599 as a target group representative, 324 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,319 what associations do you have does the word "Parliament" evoke? 325 00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,719 There was a poem called "Parliament of Birds". 326 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,839 This is when thirty birds flew look for a bird named Semurg 327 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,279 the king of all birds and the great master. 328 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,159 And how did it all end? 329 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,599 When they had passed thirty tests, 330 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,159 they learned that the word "Semurg" and means "thirty birds." 331 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,879 (sneezes) 332 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,719 What exactly is “pandemonium”? 333 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,719 The creation of the pillar 334 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,159 and not construction, namely creation. 335 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,079 When there is a confusion of language, the Tower of Babel arises. 336 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,999 Or maybe it doesn't arise but the entrance to the ziggurat simply opens. 337 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,599 Well yes, of course. Here it is, the entrance. 338 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,879 It's not that simple. 339 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,279 Still, it's something like multi-level garage. 340 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,039 Forward to the Hanging Gardens! 341 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,999 (oriental music sounds) 342 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,759 Three riddles of Ishtar. Everything fits together. 343 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,599 The poster is a photograph embankment of the Moscow River. 344 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,399 In the foreground historical tanks from 1993. 345 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,239 At the site of the White House we see a huge pack of Parliament. 346 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,479 Abundant around her palm trees are growing. 347 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,039 Slogan. 348 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:40,999 And the smoke of the Fatherland is sweet and pleasant to us PARLIAMENT, 1 § 349 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,399 Brilliant, Tatarsky! You hit the nail on the head. 350 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,439 Already now a pack of "Parliament" is worth as much as a pack of Marlboros. 351 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,839 And after these events, I think will cost twice as much. 352 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,799 Congratulations. 353 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,039 (Bogdan Titomir - “Do as I do”) 354 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,279 I'm always with you me within 24 hours. 355 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,639 With those who dance on an empty stomach. 356 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,639 So there are two methods in advertising the promotion, but, in our opinion, 357 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,999 before starting the campaign it is necessary think about changing the company name. 358 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,279 TAMPACO - a drink made from tampons? 359 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,519 Rosgosstrakh agents fly over the city and help everyone in need 360 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,118 guardian angels 361 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,879 We are launching Diesel ditties. 362 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,319 Ivan Ilyich and I We ran on diesel. 363 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,279 I'm an asshole and he's an asshole They stole our Diesel! 364 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,519 That's it, our youth. 365 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,559 Here is the script for the advertising clip. 366 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,159 A young man who looks like on the hero of the film "Brother", 367 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,079 sits on a bench in a public garden. Frame change 368 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,159 Well dressed comes out of the mansion a man with a vicious face, 369 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,759 looks around timidly and hurries to the car. 370 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,039 Young man shakes out two Tic-Tacs on the palm, 371 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,439 puts them in his mouth and closes them eyes with pleasure. 372 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,479 Voice-over. 373 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,279 Bro liked the cool He fried everyone else! 374 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,319 "Tick-tock" with menthol a real explosion of taste. 375 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,079 (phone rings) 376 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,239 Hello? Good afternoon 377 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,919 This is Vladimir Khanin from the Secret Advisor agency. 378 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,959 I have your phone number left from Dima Pugin. 379 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,519 Could you and I today meet? Better now. 380 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,159 What is it? 381 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,879 Dima died. 382 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,079 I know you worked with him. 383 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,039 And he worked with me. So indirectly we know each other. 384 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,119 How did this happen? 385 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,599 It was obvious robbery on a tip, 386 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,479 and the robber, apparently, 387 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,999 knew that Pugin was a taxi driver worked in New York. 388 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,719 247th and Broadway. 389 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,399 That's all he had to say police and doctors. 390 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,519 Found in the body seven bullet wounds. Seven. 391 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,319 They shot straight through the back of the chair. 392 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,479 Let's remember. 393 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,159 Well, now let's figure it out your latest works, 394 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,919 if you don't mind, of course. 395 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:14,839 I believe you understand Why did Dmitry bring them to me? 396 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,239 Parliament". Well, nothing here I can't say it's good. 397 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:28,719 Yes, but next... Next you have problems. Serious. 398 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,279 "Tampaco." Very them one piece of your advice offended me. 399 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,199 But Tampaco The name is really creepy. 400 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,439 Our business is a lottery you know. 401 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,239 You in this lottery Haven't had any luck lately. 402 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,879 And I know why. 403 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,079 Why? 404 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,919 You don't believe in what you're doing. You don't participate with your soul. 405 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,279 I don't participate. Of course. What do you want? 406 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,599 So that I am "Tampaco" let it into your soul? 407 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,359 There's no such thing as a whore it won’t do from Pushkin Square. 408 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,359 Don't strike a pose. 409 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,839 Yes, you misunderstood me. And we all have the same pose. 410 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,519 Why am I saying that the whore won’t take it? It's not a matter of disgust. 411 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,679 Just fucking in all cases gets money 412 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,159 whether the client liked it or not, 413 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,159 but first I have to... 414 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,119 Well, you get the idea. 415 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,799 And under such conditions absolutely no whore will work. 416 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,399 Fuck, maybe he won't, 417 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,239 and we will if we want survive in this business. 418 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,559 And we’ll do something else too. 419 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,519 Will you come to my staff? 420 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,279 - By whom? - Creator. 421 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,319 Is it the creator? Should I translate? 422 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,679 We don't fucking need creators here. 423 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,759 Creator, Vavan, creator. 424 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,239 Meet Vavilen Tatarsky! I ask you to love and favor me. 425 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,279 Each brand has its own legend." What is this? 426 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,239 Legend? This is how we translate "brand essence". 427 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,999 And "brand essence" is... 428 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,999 Concentrated expression all image policy. 429 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,399 ?A brand essence of "Marlboro" is... 430 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,319 Country of fucking cowboys and oppressed indigenous peoples. 431 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,039 Just don't be scared. This is Malyuta. Malyuta, say "Hi". 432 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,399 Well done, smart girl. 433 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,239 (bells ring) 434 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,479 There was a sergeant in our platoon named Harley. 435 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,559 The beast was a man. 436 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,959 But I got drunk. 437 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,279 Why so? Yes that. 438 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,319 There is no life for Russian people now. 439 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,199 (Jewish song plays) 440 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,559 How old are the Davidsons? will they ride Harleys? 441 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,159 Russia, wake up! 442 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,519 Is this a parody, Malyuta? 443 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:25,399 You know, Tatarsky, I saw your work. 444 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,799 You figured it out well with Sprite, 445 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,439 and everything else is yours yeah, small thing. 446 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,559 No need to navigate on Atlantic values. 447 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,159 We are Eurasians! 448 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,999 Small Vietnamese village, 449 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,599 where are the last ones sitting? American prisoners of war. 450 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:54,799 They are piled up in front of them piles of Nike sneakers 451 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,879 in varying degrees of readiness. 452 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,399 At first they make noise quietly, then they start knocking their shoes. 453 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,199 We want an American consul Consul, I beg you! 454 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:10,119 And then a burst of machine gun fire is heard, 455 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:16,479 and a tall handsome man appears on the threshold Vietnamese with a smoking gun 456 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,119 and speaks the purest English. 457 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:26,238 "Justa do ita! Nikes. Good wins!" 458 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,319 Bravo! 459 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,199 And this... what? 460 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,879 Well. I mean, you think. Will the advertiser like this? 461 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,039 And we ourselves tell the customer, what he likes and what he doesn’t. 462 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,839 So tell me, Why do they order advertising for us? 463 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,919 Well... In order to sell goods. 464 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,439 (everyone laughs) 465 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,799 No, please sell the goods. But this is in America. Why do we have it? 466 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,919 Well, probably in order to feel cool. 467 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,599 Cool? Yes, that was three years ago and now something else. 468 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,159 Now the client wants show the big guys 469 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,279 who look very carefully 470 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,879 behind what's happening on the screen and in life too. 471 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,799 that he can take a million dollars 472 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,439 and, just like that, without hesitation, throw it in the trash can. 473 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,279 And the worse the advertising is in this sense, so much the better. 474 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,359 Intricate. Otherwise! 475 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,718 This is not Al Rice shake before going to bed. 476 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,199 Hello. 477 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,759 What are the sizes? 478 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,919 There is only one left. Just right for you. 3000 rubles. 479 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,799 ^ 480 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,479 Please tell me and what is this over there? 481 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,959 Tablet. 482 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,159 Insert the paper here, and into this groove a pen, preferably with a ball. 483 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,119 This is how you position your hands I'm showing. 484 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:27,119 Get in touch with spirit and allow Hands can move freely. 485 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,718 The pen will write resulting text. 486 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,999 Listen, don't be angry 487 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,439 but I really need to know with what spirit? 488 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,519 If you take it, I'll tell you then. 489 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,359 I'll take it. How many? 490 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,639 Ox, 17 OOO... 491 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,199 What is your profession? What are you doing? 492 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,599 Advertising. 493 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,639 Yeah. Best suited for you avoid any contact. 494 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,959 This approach is least will offend the spirits. 495 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,679 Interesting. 496 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,319 How will the spirits figure it out? that I am an advertising employee? 497 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,079 Is this written on my forehead? 498 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,959 No. It's written on the advertisement that it is from your forehead. 499 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,959 I invoke the spirit of Che Guevara. 500 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,079 I want to know... Well, let's say 501 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,959 something new about advertising, to understand more than anyone else. 502 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,799 (Che speaks Spanish) Comrade, the future depends on you! 503 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,199 From the point of view of bourgeois thought, 504 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,399 every person is a cell an organism called Economy. 505 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,359 But we just call it ORANUS. In Russian - "rotozhopa". 506 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,199 Each of the cells of Oranus, 507 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,119 that is, a person taken in his economic quality, 508 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,439 has a peculiar socio-psychic membrane 509 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,359 allowing money to pass through in and out 510 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,159 This process is controlled nervous system of Oranus 511 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,999 television and mass media. 512 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,479 Human personality is gradually being replaced 513 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,919 and a person becomes a program, who is watching another program. 514 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,839 There are three types of impulses, 515 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,159 which Oranus sends out according to your virtual body. 516 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,238 oral, anal and displacing "wow" 517 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,119 from the commercial interjection "wow!" 518 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,439 Man is a wolf to man" says one winged Latinism. 519 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,238 But man to man no longer a wolf. 520 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,679 Man to man not even an image maker, 521 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,999 not a dealer, not a killer and not an exclusive distributor, 522 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,279 as modern sociologists believe. 523 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,279 Everything is much scarier and simpler. 524 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,119 Person to person - wow. 525 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,079 And not to a person, and exactly the same wow. 526 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,599 So, in terms of modern system of cultural coordinates 527 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,199 this Latin saying goes like this. 528 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,079 Bay Bay Bay! 529 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,559 (club music playing) 530 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,679 Smirnovskaya". 531 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,399 How sick you are! Do you smell it? 532 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,119 Yes, it happens. Occasionally. 533 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,718 This is bad. 534 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,319 Nasal mucosa it's almost like an open brain. 535 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,319 Where did this powder come from? and who climbed into it in what places, 536 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,999 have you ever thought about this? You need to live cleanly. 537 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,199 Yes? How is that? 538 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,799 Only LSD. 539 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,839 But only on an empty stomach, and only with prayer. 540 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,799 Oh, nevermind how many different ones are there? 541 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,679 Do they act differently? Yeah. 542 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,199 Why? 543 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,639 Well, the most important thing is the drawing. 544 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,159 After all, you can't go anywhere get away from the fact 545 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,238 What are you swallowing Mel Gibson? or red carnation. 546 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,559 But these three are identical, What is this? 547 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,359 What kind of guy is this? in a cap with a beard? 548 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,319 I don’t know who is drawn here. But the thing is special. 549 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,959 Here the acid is mixed with metabolism. 550 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,839 And the trick here is like this, that there are enough soldiers for a platoon. 551 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,759 How many? ?IDU. 552 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,718 I only have 100 left. 553 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,159 Okay, come on. 554 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,999 (mysterious music plays) 555 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,039 (laughter of children... and women) 556 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,399 WOMAN'S VOICE. Do you want to die? Sirrouf has arrived. 557 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,599 What? And that's the same thing. 558 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,599 Do you even know that this pass for four people? 559 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,559 And you are here alone. Or are you four? 560 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,119 Please don't come with me do more of this. 561 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,359 I understand that on Babylon the tower cannot be seen. 562 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,399 But I don't... 563 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,279 The Tower of Babel cannot be seen you can only climb it 564 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,079 I’m telling you this as her caretaker. 565 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,718 And what you see is tophet. 566 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,199 What is "tophet"? 567 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,919 This is the place of sacrifice burning people. 568 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,559 I don't understand! 569 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,279 You can consider it tophet this is a regular TV. 570 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,359 Am I on TV? In a sense. 571 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,119 Have you seen the technical space? in which your world burns. 572 00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,159 The fire you're burning in need to be serviced. 573 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,599 And you relate to the service personnel. 574 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,439 To the service staff? 575 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,238 Are you a copywriter? 576 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,919 So you are one of those 577 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,119 that force people looking into the flames of consumption. 578 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,079 Agree that it’s better to warm up at this light, 579 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,319 than to burn alive in it. 580 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,119 Listen, I'm in trouble. I ate acid. 581 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,679 GIREEV: In such cases I I read the mantra. Write it down. 582 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,919 Om melafefon bwa kha sha. 583 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,319 O-um-um-e-l. What does it mean? 584 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,839 It doesn't matter. Do you have vodka? 585 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,559 Om melafefon bwa kha sha, om melafefon... 586 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,359 bwa kha sha. 587 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,718 Om melafefon... 588 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,479 Om melafefon bwa kha sha. 589 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,839 Om melafefon bwa kha sha. 590 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,839 Your mantra doesn’t work, Gireev. 591 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,439 I am so guilty before You, Lord. 592 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,599 I live badly and wrongly, I know. 593 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,718 But in my soul I don't have nothing nasty, honestly. 594 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,599 I will never again eat this rubbish. I... I... 595 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,519 I just want to be happy but I can't do anything. 596 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,679 Maybe that's what I need. That's what I need. 597 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,839 But I can't do anything else except writing bad slogans. 598 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,519 But to You, Lord, I will write a good one honestly. 599 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,039 They completely love you incorrectly positioned. 600 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,559 They don't come in at all. 601 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:25,159 Take this last clip, for example. where they raise money for this church. 602 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,679 There is such a granny standing there with a box, 603 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,718 and they first put it in ruble from "Cossacks" 604 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,799 and then a hundred bucks from a Mercedes. Well, the idea is clear, 605 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,439 but how about positioning doesn't roll at all. 606 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:41,479 After all, the one in the Mercedes is in trouble after the "Cossack". The horse is clear. 607 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,439 And we, as a target group, need namely those in Mercedes. 608 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,879 The plot of the clip. 609 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,999 long white limousine against the backdrop of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior. 610 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:53,879 long white limousine against the backdrop of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior. 611 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,399 long white limousine against the backdrop of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior. 612 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,079 The back door is open. and light shines from it. 613 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,439 A sandal emerges from the light. which lightly touches the asphalt, 614 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,599 and a hand resting on the door handle. 615 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,359 We don't see the face. Just light, an arm and a leg. 616 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,999 Slogan: "Solid Lord for respectable gentlemen." 617 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,279 Lord, do you like it? 618 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,319 (church choir sings "Hallelujah") 619 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,279 ?DXP.RU 620 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,039 (phone rings) 621 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,679 Hello? 622 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,399 Vavan, how are you? 623 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,519 Did it work out? More or less. 624 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,199 You better tell me What kind of mantra did you give me? 625 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,959 This is not a mantra. This is an offer in Hebrew from a textbook. 626 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,479 This means: "Give me a cucumber." 627 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,439 Natural mantra. What if put a “hum” at the end... 628 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,759 That's it. Happily. 629 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,519 I went for a beer. 630 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,519 Citizens, let's go through the cars! 631 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,759 Flags and banners throw it in the truck! 632 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,999 Disassembling weapons Young man, take your weapon! 633 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,919 Down with the democratic bastard! 634 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,759 Yeltsin's gang - on trial! Yeltsin's gang - on trial! 635 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,439 Went. 636 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,039 Why then as a person couldn't explain? 637 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,919 Why did you throw the tray? 638 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,799 I was on a drinking binge. 639 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,159 What are you doing in life? 640 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,839 Working. And where? 641 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,799 (pager beeps) 642 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,399 Who's that there? Yes it is, my friend. 643 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,919 He has nothing to do with it no relation. 644 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,679 (Field of Miracles is on TV) 645 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,199 Hello? 646 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,679 Who am I talking to? 647 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,839 Khanin? Hello Khanin. 648 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,199 Who am I? 649 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,759 My name is Huseyn, I am from the Caucasian community. 650 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,279 Oh, here you are, bitch, hiding! 651 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,519 What, you wanted to hide, huh?! Are you bandaging yourself, you fucking businessman? 652 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,799 You're not very good. He is, of course, a businessman, but he is my businessman. 653 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,359 What? He was my businessman when you were still herding goats in the mountains, understand? 654 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,279 I didn’t graze goats in the mountains, but goats. 655 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:22,079 And if you came to bully, so I'll put a ring through your nose. 656 00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,919 Ring, you say? 657 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,238 Here it is. 658 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:37,079 Fine. We'll meet tomorrow and discuss. At ten o'clock in the evening. 659 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,238 I'm taking the young one. He walks underneath me. Went. 660 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,879 Meet Vavan Tatarsky, one of our best specialists. 661 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,879 And this is Vovchik Maloy, almost your namesake. 662 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,718 They are also called Nietzscheans. 663 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,079 Well, that's bullshit. All this happened a long time ago. 664 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,359 In short, this is our roof. He has an order for you. 665 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,119 Listen to him carefully and remember. Then you can write it down. 666 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,799 When are you abroad? do you feel humiliated? 667 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,159 Yes, I don’t really go there. 668 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,199 And well done. Because you will go you will feel it. 669 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,159 I'm telling you for sure They don’t consider us as people there. 670 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,919 They think that we are all shit and animals. 671 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,119 Why this attitude? Do you have an opinion? 672 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,079 Yes because We watch their films, 673 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,439 we drive their cars and even munch - and then we eat theirs. 674 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,718 And we ourselves only produce dough... 675 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,759 Which, by all accounts also theirs, dollars. 676 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:43,119 I'm certainly not an economist, but I definitely feel it 677 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,199 this is a rotten thing some kind of crap is buried. 678 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,599 Just lost for a while spirituality because of all this stuff. 679 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,999 But we are Russia! 680 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,519 This is scary to think about! Great country! 681 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,839 Agree? 682 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,199 Well... 683 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,199 Listen, let’s set a task. This is my main creator, 684 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:12,759 he earns more per minute, than you and I together in a week. 685 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,199 In short, I’ll give you an idea now I’ll explain it simply, in layman’s terms. 686 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,959 Our business is going out to the international arena. 687 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:25,199 And all sorts of money are spinning there Chechen, Colombian, you get the idea. 688 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,999 And if you just look at them like grandmothers, they are all the same. 689 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,479 But behind every money there is some kind of national idea. 690 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,479 We also had this... communism. 691 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,399 And now it's over, and there's no There is no such idea at all, except money. 692 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,238 But it's for the money Just grandmas can't stand 693 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,959 because then it’s purely unclear why are some in front and others behind? 694 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,359 Wow. Learn, Vavan. 695 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,799 The Chechens have it, but we don’t. 696 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,199 That's why they're on us They look at you like they're shit. 697 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,119 But we need a simple, clear Russian idea, 698 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,799 so that any bitch can from any Harvard 699 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,639 explain on your fingers. 700 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,599 poke-pin-eight-holes, and it’s cool to look like that. 701 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,279 So that they don't think that we... 702 00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:26,079 that we stole money there in Russia and an iron door was installed. 703 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,439 So that they. whore like that felt spirituality 704 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,799 like in forty-five near Stalingrad, understand? 705 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,479 Just like that. 706 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,279 At first the task seemed uncomplicated for me 707 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,519 but, having sat down at the table, I realized with horror that nothing 708 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,439 absolutely nothing doesn't come to mind. 709 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:53,759 Fyodor Mikhailovich, tell me, What is the Russian national idea? 710 00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,879 After appealing to the spirit of Dostoevsky, on whom I had special hopes, 711 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,479 Some side effects occurred. 712 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,238 Although, of course, it was possible amuse yourself with the thought 713 00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,559 what is the idea you are looking for so transcendental 714 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,319 that this is the only way somehow record it on paper. 715 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,079 Come in, come in, yeah. 716 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,159 In general, I wrote as best I could. 717 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,238 But I think I screwed up and Vovchik cannot be given this. 718 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,238 In general... Forget it. 719 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,519 They killed Vovchik. 720 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,799 How? Yes, simple. 721 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,119 He had yesterday with your Chechens again the arrow was clogged. 722 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,238 These bastards dug a trench overnight on the opposite hill. 723 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,959 And as soon as he arrived, they fucked from two flamethrowers "Bumblebee". 724 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,759 Heard? Terrible joke. 725 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,279 Vovchik had an armored car, 726 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,759 but she is armored like normal ones people, not from geeks. 727 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,319 What does this mean for us? in practical terms? 728 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,959 Vacation. For an indefinite period. 729 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,679 They've already called twice this morning. From the police? 730 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,238 From the police, yes. And from the Caucasian community. 731 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,359 We, they say, We know you have diamonds." 732 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,519 What kind of diamonds do I have? Well, tell me, what kind of diamonds do I have? 733 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,559 the phone is ringing Well, I don't know... 734 00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,119 Okay, relax. 735 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:26,279 You live, love, work... Hello? 736 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,559 I have it, yes. It's coming now. Go, they are waiting for you at the reception. 737 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,439 Hello. Hello. 738 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,079 What a face you have! Need a job? 739 00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:45,959 Work is needed. 740 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,159 Let's go, I'll tell you on the way. 741 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,238 Bay... What a car, huh 742 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,159 Do you like it? Of course. 743 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,799 Includes oral wow factor. 744 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,919 Yes, it does. That's why we go. 745 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,759 Bay! Bay! Bay! 746 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,919 Listen, where are we going, huh? 747 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,319 I don't want to spoil the impression. 748 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,999 Act natural don't say anything unnecessary. 749 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,199 What does "extra" mean? 750 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,919 These are your statements. 751 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,039 Don't be afraid to look like a fool Babylen. 752 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,759 Be afraid, on the contrary, seem very smart. 753 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,519 More cynicism. 754 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,879 Have a seat. 755 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,238 We've been hooked for a long time. 756 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,959 Wow. What, do you like it? 757 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,079 Of course. If I'm not mistaken, "Patek Philippe Possession"? 758 00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,599 They seem to be worth it seventy thousand dollars? 759 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,319 Patek Philip... Indeed! 760 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:08,959 Nothing says belonging like this person to the lower classes of society, 761 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,718 how to understand in expensive watches and cars. 762 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,639 Don't be smart. Let's go. 763 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,759 Oh! 764 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,599 So how? 765 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,479 Great. Just great! 766 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,639 But I don't understand why this technology? 767 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,159 This is, of course, exquisite, V but somehow unusual! 768 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,959 Have you seen the sign at our office? Institute of Beekeeping? 769 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,079 And here we are... kind of like bees! 770 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,079 Stop. So, you, wait with Alla. 771 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,359 OK. I'll talk to the man. 772 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,079 Have a seat. Come on, have a seat. 773 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,839 Leonid Azadovsky. Vladimir Tatarsky. 774 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,679 You are not Vladimir, you are Vavilen. I know about this. 775 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,799 So, I read your works, 776 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,999 and, you know, I liked it. 777 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,039 We need these. But in some places I don’t fully believe it. 778 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,319 Here you are writing. collective unconscious." 779 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,719 Do you know what it is? 780 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,559 Well, at the collective level unconscious. 781 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,599 Aren't you afraid that there is someone who knows clearly? 782 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,879 Mr. Azadovsky, I'm not afraid of it. 783 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,719 That's why I'm not afraid that all those who knows clearly 784 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,519 what is "collective" unconscious", 785 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,679 They have been selling cigarettes near the metro for a long time. 786 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,679 Well, in one form or another, I want to say* 787 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,959 Do you even believe in anything? 788 00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,719 No. 789 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,879 Okay, okay. 790 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,159 What's next... Political views. 791 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,999 It says "Huppert Left". I don't understand. 792 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,079 Fuck, soon everything will be done in English will be in the documents. 793 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,039 In short, you are political who? 794 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,879 Market man, quite radical. 795 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,479 More specifically? 796 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,519 More specifically... Well, let's put it this way, 797 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:33,359 I like it when life has big tits. 798 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,319 And it doesn’t evoke in me not the slightest worry 799 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,999 so-called Kant's tit in itself, 800 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,799 how much milk is in it no splashing. 801 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,679 (Azadovsky’s mobile phone is ringing) 802 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,439 Look further! 803 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,479 Come on, what are you saying about boobs? Just shorter. 804 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:58,799 In short/in the boob market It only evokes tenderness in me... 805 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,879 Feuerbachian. 806 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,639 That's what I think. 807 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,799 It's better to be small 808 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,479 but Feuerbachian. 809 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,559 (mobile phone rings) 810 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,239 That's what I wanted to hear. Did you do the test? 811 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,399 I praise you. 812 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:29,999 Ai! 813 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,359 Oop-pa-pa-param... 814 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,039 What is this? Rostropovich. 815 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:42,559 Come on, grab him by the front paws and spread them apart like Jesus. 816 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,199 Awarded God's hamster Rostropovich! 817 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,039 - Why did he get the order? - I'm in a good mood. 818 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,199 Jealous? 819 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,199 Why does he have is that a weird name? 820 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,199 Babylem, whose cow would moo, and yours would be silent. 821 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,119 Is it possible... Shit question. 822 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,559 Damn one, where are you going? Don't you see what I'm cleaning? 823 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,759 Sorry. Your institute is good. 824 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,399 It often happens: you go out on a summer morning outside, 825 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,879 you see a huge one in front of you, a beautiful world hurrying somewhere, 826 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,279 full of vague promises and happiness dissolved in the sky, 827 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,359 and suddenly a piercing flashes in the soul a feeling compressed into a split second, 828 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,199 that life lies before you, and you can go forward along it without looking back. 829 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,999 put on the line yourself and win, 830 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,079 and race on a white boat across its seas, 831 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,599 and fly by in a white Mercedes along its roads. 832 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:54,039 And no one will dare call you American word loser. 833 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,879 Please forgive me 834 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,239 Mr. Military, can you tell me, Will I take this road to the center? 835 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,359 It was cooler near Kandahar! 836 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,479 Sorry. 837 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:14,079 Fuck, asshole, right you the lads are betting on apartments! 838 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,359 Think about who you'll believe 839 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:23,279 soulless advertising or your family doctor? 840 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,279 Take it. 841 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,679 Yes, he's only so fast After the upgrade I started chopping. 842 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,479 Before us for such a plot it took two days 843 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,119 and now we do it overnight. 844 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,119 That's why we can make gestures more counting and facial expressions. 845 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,159 Why are we counting? 846 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:50,639 Azadovsky says that you love, when life has big boobs. 847 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,079 Arkasha. you will laugh but I'll have to do it again. 848 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,839 This is the biggest one. 849 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,039 Well, pour another glass, 850 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,319 and then somehow, you know, it comes out jammed. 851 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,599 Well, how much is possible, eh? Who is this? 852 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,079 This is Arkasha. Previously worked at the Youth Theater in Shakespearean roles 853 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,759 What is he doing? 854 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,039 You'll see now. 855 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,159 What are those washers on it? 856 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,319 Sensors 857 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,639 Arkasha is moving, we are filming the trajectory. 858 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,759 combine with the model, and... 859 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:33,439 Make it more majestic with your hand and slower 860 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,399 Oh, whoops! 861 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:48,279 Listen, why are we drinking him? show if it is virtual? 862 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,079 We are increasing the rating of the channel. 863 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,319 Do you think why a minute Is it worth 40,000 dollars in prime time? 864 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,919 Render server 100/400. 865 01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:00,359 We can count approximately 100 main and 400 minor politicians. 866 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,399 Is it the same with Americans? 867 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,479 Yes, we are ten times cooler! 868 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,439 Look what we have the characters are convex. 869 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,479 What Yeltsin, what Zyuganov, that Zhirinovsky. 870 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,439 Chekhov. "Three Sisters" 871 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,119 But this is the same huge scam! 872 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,399 What are you talking about? We make their life easier. 873 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,959 By nature, any politician it's just a TV show. 874 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,319 Those who move are half-beards. 875 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,199 And those who don't move at all just beans. 876 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,159 Tuborg" Two 877 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,279 We write texts for politicians, and who sets the tasks? 878 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,679 Who decides which way to turn? national policy? Oligarchs? 879 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,319 Oligarchs are also our clients, 880 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,079 just half of them they gave us the reins. 881 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,759 We drive them to benefits, on the news, on the courts. 882 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,999 You could say we fuck their wives for them 883 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,719 How is this possible? 884 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,879 Wait, but there are people who meet with them every day. 885 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,159 Farsuk Farseikin is with you 886 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,879 There is a special service People's will". 887 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,559 More than a hundred people, former KGB officers, Azadovsky feeds everyone. 888 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,039 This is how they work 889 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:14,719 walk around and tell what We just saw our leaders. 890 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:19,279 Someone at a three-story dacha. someone with a whore teenager, 891 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,679 and who's in the yellow Lamborghini? on Rublevskoe highway. 892 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,279 Wait, what then? Is this all based on? 893 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,719 Ay! What are you doing? 894 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:34,919 But don't think about it never at all! 895 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,919 (on TV - the song "I'm in the spring forest") 896 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,079 Oh! Come on, can I have some sound? turn it up louder? 897 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,119 I would cross out my whole life and start over again 898 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,279 Fly to the beloved her songbird, 899 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:52,799 My son made this clip but I haven't seen it yet. 900 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:59,799 I'm in the spring forest drank birch Sprite! 901 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:06,759 I'm in the spring forest drank birch Sprite! 902 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,279 Bitches! 903 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,759 Who? 904 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,799 Yes, if only I knew. 905 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,239 Blah! 906 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,119 Hello And are you here? 907 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,119 Are you in compromising evidence? How do you know? 908 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,639 And that's where it all starts, to fill your hand. 909 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:36,879 Who do you work for? 910 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,119 Head of the Department of Russian Ideas. There, in the outbuilding. 911 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,159 Oh, well, yes. 912 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,519 Listen, if you have any ideas you come in, okay? 913 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,999 Yes, I'm of little use. 914 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,839 I tried to think several times nothing comes of it. 915 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,079 You know what? You travel around the outskirts, ask the men. 916 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,119 Yes, I tried it at first. 917 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:57,759 Pour a glass, look into your eyes, and he answers you. 918 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,519 Fuck off, Mercedes is a goat!" 919 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,559 They are nothing cooler than a Mercedes They can’t imagine. 920 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,319 It's very destructive somehow. Is this yours? 921 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:10,959 Yes, mine. 922 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,559 ?40 minutes of shame and you're at work. 923 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,239 Come on, everything is ahead of us. Bye. 924 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,439 Bye. 925 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,239 Replace "Jew" with "democracy" and add black rhetoric, 926 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,559 and it will turn out modern. Malyuta! 927 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,839 Where are you from here? 928 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,199 I'm here for everything I’m creating an image menu. 929 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:41,319 Have you heard about vigorous kvass with horseradish? Or about pancakes with your aunt? 930 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,519 These are all my hits. 931 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,999 You know each other, right? 932 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,039 Yes, we sat together at Khanin’s. 933 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,839 Well, then, no problem you'll work together. 934 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,519 (Berezovsky and Raduev talk) 935 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,639 Yes, with "monopoly" Mother Russia has problems. 936 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,999 You'll buy a couple of streets and then It turns out that people live there. 937 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,719 People also think that these are their streets. 938 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,879 Not really. 939 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,599 Nowadays people know that what they think is on TV. 940 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,679 So if you want to buy a couple of streets and then not have a pale appearance, 941 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,599 you must first make sure that your TV tower stuck out above them. 942 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,359 And I'm selling my TV announcer. I don't like television. 943 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:16,599 I'm buying 944 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,559 What are you, Salmanchik? Listen, I'm getting worried now. 945 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,438 My head, of course, not armored, no market. 946 01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,359 But so do you, as you well know. 947 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,319 And here my infantry is everywhere... Yeah... That's what they told you on the radio? 948 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:30,279 Forbes magazine wrote, that you grasp everything on the fly. 949 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:33,199 But every person who everything is grasped on the fly, 950 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,438 Forbes further writes: 951 01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,879 must be prepared for what ever 952 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,999 they'll grab him on the fly. 953 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,199 Your infantry is resting. 954 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,999 Do you subscribe to Forbes? 955 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,919 Otherwise... Chechnya is now part of Europe. 956 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,639 So if you are so cultured, Why are you grabbing the trunk? 957 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,559 Let's fight like two Europeans, without these wolfish show-offs. 958 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,919 Well come on 959 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,839 By the way, who is filming us? on a hidden camera? 960 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,119 What camera? 961 01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,079 What is this briefcase on the windowsill? 962 01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,359 Ah, Satan! 963 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:07,478 Listen, Tatarsky, and where do you work? 964 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,319 In the PR department of Logovaz, or what? 965 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:11,519 Or do I still have in the compromising group? 966 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,839 In the compromising group. 967 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,039 So, if I didn't know that this Berezovsky was created within these walls, 968 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,478 then I would think. what are you You receive a salary from him. 969 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:24,679 And Raduev? Do you have it at all? some theology professor! 970 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,079 He reads some magazines which even I have never heard of. 971 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:31,359 But there must be logic of plot development... 972 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,679 I don't need logic I need incriminating evidence. 973 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:39,359 But this is not compromising evidence, this is shit. Understood? 974 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,639 No, in general, it’s a healthy grain there is something here. 975 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,719 Makes me hate television. I want to watch it and hate it. 976 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,399 And another plus is “monopoly”. 977 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,999 Did you come up with it yourself? Myself. 978 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,799 It's luck. 979 01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:04,399 Oligarch and terrorist share people's goods at the gambling table... 980 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,199 The tops will simply howl in anger. 981 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,519 Isn't it too... No. 982 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:14,399 People need to occupy their brains and let the emotions burn out. 983 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:18,999 So this is your cart nothing about "monopoly". 984 01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,438 She gives us at least a news rating will raise it by five percent. Sit down. 985 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:27,319 In short, let them play into a "monopoly" 986 01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,199 and tell the director to gave editing interruptions. 987 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:35,119 Queues at savings banks, miners. old women, hungry children, 988 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,639 wounded soldiers. And that's all. 989 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,519 So this is the diagnosis. 990 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,319 Morkovin, you will give him a boost this Malyuta, who according to geopolitics, 991 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,319 and urgently, the material is fried. 992 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,438 So, do we have anything else? 993 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,478 New type of commercials. 994 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,478 Come on! There are still twenty minutes left. 995 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,999 (celebratory music plays) 996 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:06,719 CHILDREN'S VOICE. Ross-si-ya - ma-tush-ka. 997 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:12,399 Ko-lya O-go-rod-ni-kov. 998 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,399 So how? 999 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,719 I don't understand anything. What kind of product are they selling? 1000 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,639 Yes, what is the product? 1001 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,319 Pickles. 1002 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,319 There's one thing you don't understand. One. 1003 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,799 We do not introduce pickles, and patriotism. 1004 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:36,079 Sensation: Secret negotiations Raduev and Berezovsky. 1005 01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:40,279 You will see how the oligarch and the terrorist plan to monopolize 1006 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,279 natural resources and human consciousness, 1007 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:47,119 what disasters: they are preparing for Russia. 1008 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:52,119 Today at 22:00 in the program "Farseykin". 1009 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:03,279 Here, take twenty - from Birch. 1010 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:04,919 Bay! 1011 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,759 Ten - from Basayev. And two - from the Wahhabis. 1012 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,159 Listen, I don't understand something. 1013 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:15,399 They give us their money for this so that we compromise them? 1014 01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:19,279 Ay! Are you again? 1015 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,519 I told you: never mind. Never mind 1016 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,119 Since they give money, it means is anyone interested in this? 1017 01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:31,839 But you have to pinch yourself. 1018 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:36,519 How can something like this come to mind? immediately pinch or stab with something sharp. 1019 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:42,478 You know, this is what I have for this, for example, a safety pin is a safety pin. 1020 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,359 I've been wearing it since '96. 1021 01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:52,839 Like, you know, something like that it comes to mind, I open it right away... 1022 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,759 And - dick! Myself. Dick! Dick! 1023 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,919 What are you doing? Just like that. 1024 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,599 (Azadovsky is swearing somewhere nearby) Hush. 1025 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,239 I'll explain everything. I'll explain everything. 1026 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,359 Who was the last person to bring Ivanov together? 1027 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,799 Seva, as usual. What happened? 1028 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,839 You're the only one who replaced cigarettes, bitch One! 1029 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,839 You yourself wanted to edit with Chirac, Anti-American coalition. 1030 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,239 Who are you lying to, you bastard?! Who are you lying to?! 1031 01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:25,519 We have for two years contract with Camel! 1032 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,519 And you, then, are in secret are you turning left? 1033 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,919 Wait, it's important to me something needs to be said... 1034 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:30,799 Go ahead! 1035 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,959 Wait! I want to say something important! I want to say something important! 1036 01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:44,879 No, did you see the plot? 1037 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,279 Yes, I saw it. He's doing all the interviews waving a pack of Gitana. 1038 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,079 Well, when is the broadcast?! 1039 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,279 Tomorrow. So what should I do? 1040 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:56,759 Well, thief, you stole, right?! And you too, I bet! And you! 1041 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,879 Exchange "Gitan" for "Camel"! 1042 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:04,478 Go, otherwise I'll kill you! I'll really kill you! 1043 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,839 Get out of here, come on! 1044 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,639 Come on, suggest something. 1045 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:16,159 Maybe an arm in a cast Shall we roll it up so the pack goes away? 1046 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,279 Exactly. Assassination attempt. 1047 01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,239 They tried to blow him up in his car. 1048 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,799 According to legend... according to legend, what do we give? 1049 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,759 There should be such a legend, dry. Chechen trace. 1050 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,039 Islamic factor. 1051 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:27,799 So. 1052 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,319 Suicide bomber in an old Mercedes crashes into a car. 1053 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:40,119 This is brilliant, but where are we? Will we take the old Mercedes by 10 am? 1054 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,399 Maybe "Zhigul"? ?v - Yes I... 1055 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,799 What... Well, what "Zhigul"?! 1056 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,279 "Mers SS", average! For sure! 1057 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,079 They don't skimp on booths. 1058 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,319 I saw it somewhere here There's a white gelding in our parking lot. 1059 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,239 Someone rides a white gelding 1060 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,438 Well, come on, come on. 1061 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:02,959 Well, let's hurry up, okay. There are new covers. Maybe... 1062 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,799 Are you crazy?! What covers? What are you even thinking, huh? 1063 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,799 (mobile phone rings) 1064 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,079 Okay, now you're going to have an accident. "Mercy" and "Volga" to remove. 1065 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,839 Take this goat Seva, 1066 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,679 put me in one of them in place of the driver and an explosion is needed. 1067 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,879 Yeah, so that there is blood, to shreds. 1068 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,079 Today on the embankment Taras Shevchenko 1069 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,199 there was an assassination attempt on General Ivanov, 1070 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,839 next to a meeting in parliament. 1071 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,279 Mercedes" stuffed with explosives. crashed into a Volga. 1072 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,679 The general miraculously survived “but his driver died. 1073 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,438 and a criminal case was initiated. 1074 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,599 I think that all the evidence found at the crime scene, 1075 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,239 talk about signs Chechen trace. 1076 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:45,839 However, exclusive material you can see on our channel... 1077 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,879 This week from the stocks in the city of Murmansk 1078 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,959 The cruiser "Idiot" was launched 1079 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,959 pawned for the occasion hundred and fiftieth anniversary 1080 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,919 from the day of birth Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky. 1081 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,478 Today in the State Duma... (mobile phone rings) 1082 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,959 Listen, I told Azadovsky yesterday I saw it again in two clips. 1083 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,319 I see him every time as soon as I turn on the TV. 1084 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,799 What does this all mean? Does he like filming? 1085 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,199 Yes, he has such a weakness. 1086 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:14,039 My advice to you Don't get involved in this yet. 1087 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,839 Then maybe you'll find out. Is it coming? 1088 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,959 OK. 1089 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,039 Turn on the TV. Get to work urgently, we have a crisis. 1090 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,199 Seva erased the entire government. 1091 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,399 What do you mean, erased the entire government? 1092 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,599 Wrote a program that at the end of every month 1093 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,919 the entire directory should have been erased, and put him in the file with Kiriyenko. 1094 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,679 And then this program she infected the entire government. 1095 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,679 And then everything defaults. 1096 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,239 He's before his death I wanted to say something important. 1097 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:50,599 It's a pity that this bastard got off with such an easy death. 1098 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:54,239 Get ready. Driver Kolya waiting for you downstairs. 1099 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:58,599 RADIO: Neither icons, nor Berdyaev, nor the Third Eye program 1100 01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,079 will not save you from scoundrels, seized oil and gas! 1101 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,999 Advertising service of Russian Radio. 1102 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,279 And now for a special episode news on Russian Radio. 1103 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,359 Just received message from the Kremlin that 1104 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:15,399 that President Yeltsin signed a decree about the resignation of the Kiriyenko government. 1105 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,839 Candidacy for a new Prime Minister not yet approved. 1106 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:22,559 We can say that at the moment There is no government in Russia. 1107 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:23,919 Here. 1108 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:28,919 Vavilen Vladimirovich, this is how to live further if you don’t believe in anything, huh? 1109 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,599 And if you have a conscience, yes, 1110 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,759 then that's how you don't want it and give way to the old lady, you understand? 1111 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:40,119 Well, here you go and the whole truth of life, eh? 1112 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:46,919 That's how it is said. Strong - help the weak," right? 1113 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,039 But we don’t. With us - crush 1114 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,999 Rich? Give it back." But we don’t. 1115 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,359 Khapani, also put up security, so as not to be stolen. 1116 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,399 You're a joker, Nikolai. 1117 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:04,079 Vavilen Vladimirovich, joker in my pants! 1118 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,319 Maybe we can hint at a revolution? What? 1119 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,279 Well, let's put something on the air. What shall we let in? 1120 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,639 Well. what is usual in such cases Swan Lake". 1121 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,639 You know, wow! 1122 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,879 By the way, according to Ilyin’s prediction, authoritarian power will be revived in Rus', 1123 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:32,159 national in its spirit. Do you see where this is going? 1124 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,079 No, I don't understand. 1125 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:38,239 Yes, we are the Third Rome, which, characteristically, is on the Volga. 1126 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,839 And from here our complete Historical self-sufficiency 1127 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,359 and national dignity. 1128 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,999 Yes, yes. Harsh. 1129 01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:46,359 What? 1130 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:51,119 Well, do you remember what Filofey said, that “there won’t be a fourth”, well? 1131 01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:52,719 Do you remember? 1132 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,719 And Jesus said: “And drink on that day.” 1133 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,438 He didn’t say which one exactly. 1134 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:02,279 So let's drink every day, so as not to miss that day. 1135 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:07,999 Why are you always getting cocky, you little bastard? What did you propose? 1136 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,159 And I... I propose a toast for you>Marlene. 1137 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,399 For your oak mind 1138 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:20,438 What are you up to? Why are you kidding, you misguided bastard? 1139 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,399 What are you drilling for, Fofan? 1140 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,519 What did you say? What did you say?! So, guys, calm down! 1141 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,079 Quiet, quiet, quiet! Why are your little hands here... 1142 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,679 What? Quiet! 1143 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,199 ?4 Calm down! Quiet! 1144 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,599 Quiet! u. Well. Well. 1145 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,959 What a release, huh? 1146 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,519 Here it is! 1147 01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,799 That's it. If you drill, do it to the fullest. 1148 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,919 Yes, we need to give the people a show, then he will forget about everything. 1149 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,319 about mom, about dad, about work, about my wife. 1150 01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,719 And most importantly, he will forget about the government, huh? 1151 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:06,319 By the way, a good fight can replace the people's government. 1152 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,519 Only who will we have so harsh? 1153 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,399 Didn't understand anything, right? 1154 01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,719 We'll create it ourselves, huh? Can we? 1155 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,438 We can. Give us some images. 1156 01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:22,919 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We'll draw it and then we’ll push him into the Kremlin. 1157 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:32,839 We're looking at a beggar, right? Ahh, we know, these are supposedly deceivers! 1158 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,039 It was shown on TV it's all mafia. 1159 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:39,559 Yes, give him these 50 kopecks, Well, you're wrong on this side! 1160 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,279 God. What are you all Do you believe this box? 1161 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,399 The real mafia these are just the ones 1162 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,399 who is sitting there at the joystick, five people are manipulating us. 1163 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,119 It won't work. 1164 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,438 Here is Kolya - our prototype. 1165 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:58,559 Kolya, we need you for our advertising campaign. 1166 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,359 So I'm not Snickers, to advertise me. 1167 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,438 Name, name, name. Ivanov? 1168 01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:04,799 Sucks. 1169 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:08,478 Vasiliev? No, Vasya Podberyozovikov. 1170 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,359 How do you like the surname Smirnov? 1171 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,319 Nice Russian surname 1172 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,319 and most importantly - a leading global brand. 1173 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,879 During the election campaign 1174 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,159 we are starting advertising Smirnoff vodka campaign 1175 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,999 which will load the city advertising "Smirnoff" to the fullest. 1176 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:29,919 The nostrils are a little more fluttery. No, no, not here. 1177 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,959 Movements need to be more confident. Much more confident than in life. 1178 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,759 Yeah. Now give it a spin. 1179 01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,679 Don't be afraid, we'll solve everything. 1180 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,159 Don't be afraid, we'll solve everything. 1181 01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:51,559 Great. Good. Handsome. 1182 01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:52,639 That's it, consider it. 1183 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,039 The attacker turned out to be a former military pilot Nikolai Smirnov, 1184 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:05,039 discovered by us in a vehicle... 1185 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:06,519 Nikolai, why did you start a fight? 1186 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,478 I can't see These hari are bureaucrats. 1187 01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,239 Are you going to go into politics? or weak? 1188 01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:13,239 Don't take me for granted, understand? 1189 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,399 The leader of the race remains the Communist Party of the Russian Federation. 1190 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,999 According to data at 2 p.m., for her More than 24/0 voters voted. 1191 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,559 Give him a mustache and medals. 1192 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,679 There are few women. 1193 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,999 Sveta, I asked Don't call me at work. 1194 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:57,199 Why is he smiling at you like a goat? Take away your smile! 1195 01:22:57,200 --> 01:23:01,199 My friends, have I ever thought little boy from Siberia, 1196 01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:06,159 that someday I will stand at the helm such a huge colossus? 1197 01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:10,039 But with a team like ours, The devil himself is not scary to us. 1198 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,319 You came up with a great idea. 1199 01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:19,438 People won’t even realize that we are introducing not pads, but anxiety. 1200 01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:24,839 And then - bam! Smirnov, as the only one response to unconscious anxiety. 1201 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:29,079 Still, you are a genius, Vava, bitch. 1202 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:37,919 Hello? 1203 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,759 Morkovin, quickly look to the left. 1204 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,559 Don't you know what it is? 1205 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,519 Oh, this... Azadovsky recently told. 1206 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:49,959 They started building an air defense station here, Something there is an early warning. 1207 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:53,039 Well, then, you yourself understand, there was no one to notify. 1208 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,719 What's the name of the station? where are we going? 1209 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,719 Rastorguevo". Classic dirty pub in the Moscow region. 1210 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:04,319 Leo likes to drink beer there so that feel what he has achieved in life. 1211 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:09,199 Hello, people! Well, how do my people drink? 1212 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:12,599 People, they took it. People. 1213 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,919 Vava, I have something to do with you. Let's go talk 1214 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:19,079 I have two brothers here moved from Yerevan 1215 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,799 and decided to open own business. 1216 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:28,719 Exclusive funeral home with services of the highest standard. 1217 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:33,759 I'm asking you, purely out of friendship. Write some normal slogan, 1218 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,478 so that it is according to the target group really worked, huh? 1219 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,199 What is the name of the company? 1220 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:44,719 Right by last name. Debirsian Brothers Funeral Home. 1221 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:50,679 You will laugh, but we have one your friend was already a client. 1222 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,438 And who is this? 1223 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:56,239 Khanin, from the Secret Advisor agency. 1224 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:00,719 They failed. 1225 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:05,079 There's a dark story there. Something to do with diamonds. 1226 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,879 I'll go get a beer now, wait. 1227 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:13,359 I stand there and take half a liter in Kursky's vegetable shop. 1228 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:20,039 and suddenly, you imagine, Smirnov comes in, motherfucker. 1229 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:24,719 In a gray coat, mohair scarf and a cap, and no guards around, 1230 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:28,679 right pocket only sticks out, as if there is a trunk. 1231 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:34,559 And I look, his mouth is open, and he noticed, winked and went outside. 1232 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:37,839 Oh, how the hell happens, huh? 1233 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:41,119 This Smirnov is a normal guy. People's will"? 1234 01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:46,679 Come on, figure it out. 1235 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,478 Guys, it's okay, I belong. 1236 01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,279 (driver honks) 1237 01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:15,759 Diamonds are NOT forever! Debirsian Brothers Funeral Home." 1238 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,879 "Diamonds, damn it, are NOT forever!" 1239 01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:23,719 (song Erkin Koray - "Istemem" sounds) 1240 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:37,759 Who are you? "People's Will". Quiet. 1241 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,119 Wow! Tatar! 1242 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,639 Tatar! "People's Will"! 1243 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,159 What is Russia's choice? 1244 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:08,039 And Russia chooses Smirnov! 1245 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,159 Why is it upside down? 1246 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,599 Long topic. Where are you from? 1247 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,559 Also a long topic. 1248 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,239 (mobile phone rings) Yes? 1249 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:21,559 MORKOVIN. Vavan, are you alive? Where are you? 1250 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,799 Alive. 1251 01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:27,679 Listen, these assholes have been kicked out now. We'll probably go to jail. 1252 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:30,839 Azadovsky after interrogation laughed so much. 1253 01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:33,679 He said that you are for him took all the stress away. 1254 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:37,279 Next time you will receive an order together with Rostropovich. 1255 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,959 Should I send a car for you? 1256 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:42,999 No, thanks, I'll go home. Nerves are nowhere. 1257 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,999 Yeah? I can understand. 1258 01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,119 Go and get treatment. just don't be late tomorrow 1259 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:50,119 We are having a very important event. 1260 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:53,919 Azadovsky collection. Spanish collection. That's it, until the call. 1261 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,799 So they take me for a hamster. 1262 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,119 What? Doesn't matter. 1263 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,279 Listen, do you still have fly agarics? 1264 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:10,079 Eat. But I won't be with you, after that incident. 1265 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,079 I'm sorry. 1266 01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:15,559 Shall I pour you some vodka? 1267 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:19,478 Otherwise it’s a pure blow to the brain, and vodka softens it. 1268 01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:23,999 You know, Andryukha, I don’t want to to make it sound pathetic 1269 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,959 but thank you very much. 1270 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:27,438 For what? 1271 01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:29,919 For what you sometimes allow ?live a parallel life. 1272 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:33,119 Without her it would be real so disgusting 1273 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:42,559 (sad music plays) 1274 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,679 Well, where is the goddess here? 1275 01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:04,039 Just don't be late tomorrow We are having a very important event. 1276 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,519 Azadovsky collection. Spanish collection. 1277 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,759 Nailed it? Where are we? 1278 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:17,359 In Ostankino. I'm sorry for the bandage and all that 1279 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,079 you understand .^ritual. Traditions, motherfucker. 1280 01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:22,679 Are you afraid? 1281 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:26,519 Don't worry, it's all bullshit. 1282 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:30,759 Allah! Show him everything here. ^ 1283 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,438 And I'll go away I have a couple of important graters. 1284 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:36,559 Who do you love more? of the great Spaniards? 1285 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:41,399 Velazquez. 1286 01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:45,478 I'm crazy about the old man too. Hello. Farsuk Karlovich. 1287 01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:50,279 This is Picasso. Ceramic figurine running woman. 1288 01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:54,478 This sculpture was purchased for 17 million dollars 1289 01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:56,119 Where is the statue itself? 1290 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,719 Well, if you're interested in watching, what she looks like 1291 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,679 then the catalog is on the table. 1292 01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:05,279 This is the most relevant design trend. 1293 01:31:05,479 --> 01:31:08,559 Monetaristic minimalism. And he was just born here in Russia. 1294 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,639 Like? 1295 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,279 Interesting. It’s just not entirely clear. 1296 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:14,359 And I'll explain. Go for a walk. 1297 01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:20,438 To be honest - well, since you I saw a picture, well, two, 1298 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,919 and then - what's new you'll see there, huh? 1299 01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,199 - Nothing. - That's it. 1300 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,639 We'll come back here later drink champagne. 1301 01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:32,879 Keep your head down, the ceilings are low there. 1302 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,159 Put on your clothes. 1303 01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:58,999 Went. 1304 01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,319 Where? 1305 01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,879 Don't be afraid, everyone is there. 1306 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:15,319 Just don’t try and don’t go into treason, Don't think we're all crazy here. 1307 01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:20,679 I don’t care about any of this, but without it There is no way in our business. No way. 1308 01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:23,199 Have you ever Did you go to a pioneer camp? 1309 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:24,759 I went. Here you go. 1310 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,319 Do you remember you had one there? Neptune's day? 1311 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:28,519 When was everyone dipped into the water? Yes, I was. 1312 01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,719 Well, imagine what this is this Neptune Day is a Tradition. 1313 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:36,079 In short, the market is what it was once upon a time an ancient goddess. 1314 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:39,279 And the gods for this bazaar mortals too 1315 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:42,279 and carry their death within themselves, just like people. 1316 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,039 And this goddess it was also time to die, 1317 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:46,999 but she, naturally, didn’t want to. 1318 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,839 And she was divided to her death 1319 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,639 and that which did not want to die. 1320 01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:58,478 And she became gold, but not metal, but in a figurative sense. Understand? 1321 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:01,319 In short, she became the one what all people strive for. 1322 01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:03,879 All gold in general. 1 1323 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,559 And her death became a lame dog with five legs 1324 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:11,519 who must sleep forever in a distant country in the north. 1325 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:14,438 Here he is depicted, see? With a leg instead of a dick. 1326 01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:17,879 I read something similar in an article from the university directory. < 1327 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,799 In what article? About our office? 1328 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:22,119 No, about pagan gods. 1329 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:26,599 And among these gods there was such lame dog Fucked up with five legs. 1330 01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:31,999 According to legend, this dog is sleeping somewhere far away in the snow, 1331 01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:35,879 and when he wakes up that's when it will come. 1332 01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:40,599 I didn't understand Who is this fucked up for? 1333 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:46,199 Not that anyone or anything but everything comes. 1334 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,199 Everything. 1335 01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:52,199 What is the goddess's name? 1336 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,478 There's no name for her. 1337 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:58,879 Once upon a time a long time ago her name was Ishtar. 1338 01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:03,239 The same picture for the lame dog, and you said everything else correctly. 1339 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:08,679 I think you understand what's on us Russia has a special responsibility. 1340 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:13,839 because the dog sleeps here. 1341 01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:19,039 Get on your knees, take off your mask. 1342 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:31,999 You are a mediator 1343 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:39,279 and you are the message. 1344 01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:41,839 What kind of liquid is this? 1345 01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:43,319 Dog blood. 1346 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,919 Symbolism, I hope no need to explain? 1347 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:54,399 No. Not a fool, I read something. What's next? 1348 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:58,839 Next you should look into the sacred eye. 1349 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,639 Don't be afraid. 1350 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,839 By this eye the goddess recognizes her husband. 1351 01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:09,799 But since she already has a husband then this is an empty formality 1352 01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:12,199 For Lenya, of course, quite a tense moment 1353 01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:16,559 when someone else looks in into the sacred eye 1354 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:20,639 but so far it's worked out, so come on. 1355 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:39,319 (Azadovsky wheezes) 1356 01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:11,319 What is it? What's happening? 1357 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:15,879 Nothing is happening anymore. 1358 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:21,279 Everything has already happened. 1359 01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:23,719 But why? 1360 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:30,239 At a sacred fortune telling in Atlanta the oracle predicted 1361 01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:35,239 what does Ishtar have in our country a new husband will appear. 1362 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,239 With Azadovsky we have there have been problems for a long time, 1363 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:42,519 and who is this new one? We couldn’t understand it at all. 1364 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,959 All that was known was that he... 1365 01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:49,478 a person with a city name. 1366 01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,839 We thought and thought were looking, and then suddenly 1367 01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:57,879 from the first department bring me your file. 1368 01:36:58,560 --> 01:37:03,438 And it turns out that by all standards this is you, Babylen. 1369 01:37:03,479 --> 01:37:04,639 I? 1370 01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:07,639 I? But why me? 1371 01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,759 Well, I don't know. Ask yourself that. 1372 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,239 For some reason the goddess did not choose me. 1373 01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:14,759 Will I ever be strangled too? 1374 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,478 Well, it's part of the profession. 1375 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,719 You, the main thing, if there are any problems will arise, immediately to me. 1376 01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:22,559 And here's your first piece of advice. 1377 01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:25,239 when will you move into your office? to Azadovsky, 1378 01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:30,079 right away this carpet is covered in cocaine roll it up and throw it to hell. 1379 01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:35,159 Farsuk Karlovich, tell me a secret 1380 01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:39,999 who is all this actually rules? 1381 01:37:40,479 --> 01:37:41,959 Here's your second piece of advice. 1382 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:47,159 don't bother - you'll last longer ?a living god. 1383 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:54,839 Although, to be honest, I don’t know myself. But I’ve been in business for so many years. 1384 01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:06,119 What is this? 1385 01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:09,999 ?SD scanner. Newest model. They just delivered it yesterday. 1386 01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:15,438 According to the ritual, the husband of the great goddess must be digitized. 1387 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:17,438 Come here. 1388 01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:25,199 Don't be afraid. Scan it doesn't hurt at all. Sit down. 1389 01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:27,999 The back is straight. 1390 01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,359 This will be your main sacred function. 1391 01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:37,079 In fact, the husband of the goddess It won’t be you, but your SD model, 1392 01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:40,959 and you will already be with her, as it were... regent or something. 1393 01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:43,359 Don't pay attention this is calibration. 1394 01:38:44,439 --> 01:38:46,279 Farsuk Karlovich. Yes? 1395 01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:48,719 Have you heard about the Semurg bird? 1396 01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:51,599 No. What kind of bird is this? 1397 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,319 There was one such eastern poem. 1398 01:38:54,479 --> 01:38:56,719 I haven't read it myself, I've only heard it. 1399 01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,159 It's about how thirty birds flew look for your king Semurg, 1400 01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:04,959 and now, having gone through many different test, at the end they learned 1401 01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:08,679 that the word "Semurg" means "thirty birds". 1402 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:10,399 So what? 1403 01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:13,959 Yes so. I just thought maybe 1404 01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:16,438 our generation which chose Pepsi... 1405 01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:21,919 Maybe we are all together this lame dog with five legs? 1406 01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,478 And now we are advancing, so to speak? 1407 01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:28,919 Okay, now freeze and don't blink. 1408 01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,919 Ready? Ready. 1409 01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:55,478 I bow to the living God. 1410 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:14,319 (mobile phone rings) 1411 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:18,879 Hello? Hello? 1412 01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:21,438 ALLA. I bow to the living God. 1413 01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:24,039 What are your orders for today, boss? 1414 01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:26,199 Yes, none yet. 1415 01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:32,239 Although no, you know what, Allochka, perhaps there will be something. 1416 01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:37,199 First, let the carpet folded up in the office - tired of it. 1417 01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:41,519 Secondly, to in the buffet from now on 1418 01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:44,039 there was only Coca-Cola and no Pepsi. 1419 01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:47,239 Thirdly, we have Malyuta no longer works. 1420 01:40:47,439 --> 01:40:48,438 Why? 1421 01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:51,079 Yes, because he is here for us Like a dog needs a fifth leg. 1422 01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:55,319 Only other people's scripts are spoiled, and then we end up with money... 1423 01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,879 And you, Allochka, remember when I say something 1424 01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:02,199 you don't ask why and take it on a pencil. Understood? 1425 01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:03,039 Yes 1426 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:04,719 Well, that's good. 1427 01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:12,879 Yes, and one more thing, I completely forgot. 1428 01:41:13,080 --> 01:41:14,759 Yes, yes, I'm listening. 1429 01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:17,879 Take care of Rostropovich. 1430 01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:54,159 Second stage of advertising MegaFon campaign. 1431 01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:58,639 Che Guevara in a partisan detachment among friends, in the jungle. 1432 01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:01,599 Mobile screen lit up phone with the inscription. 1433 01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:05,319 Roaming even in Bolivia. MegaFon". 1434 01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:12,919 ZO-understudy Vavilen Tatarsky appeared on the screen countless times, 1435 01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:16,679 but Tatarsky himself, remembering old days flew by like in a dream, 1436 01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:19,359 loved rewatching only a few films. 1437 01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:27,919 There they are in great dread. For God ?is with the Righteous Generation! 1438 01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:33,039 And there they languish* in great despair, u For the Lord is with the generation of the righteous!” 1439 01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:35,159 Verse from Psalm 14. 1440 01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:36,559 Few suspected 1441 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:39,319 that it was a promotion Tatarsky for Pepsi-Cola 1442 01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:43,119 according to his own invention advertising technology vourism. 1443 01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:46,719 American religious Coca-Cola Fundamentalists 1444 01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:50,599 furiously trampling Pepsi-Cola cans as a symbol of liberalism. 1445 01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:54,919 By command of the sovereign 1446 01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:59,719 execute Stenka Razin like a thief! 1447 01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:04,279 Everyone remembers the appearance of Babylen Tatarsky above the forehead in the role of Stenka Razin 1448 01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:07,319 in monumental advertising "Head and Shoulders" shampoo. 1449 01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:09,119 Well, Stenka? 1450 01:43:09,439 --> 01:43:14,959 You look like a Persian princess threw it overboard? 1451 01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,839 You are asking about a Persian woman, 1452 01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:24,679 and she called me a dandruff goat! 1453 01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:28,279 And dandruff from you and it's really pouring out, dog! 1454 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:38,438 When they take off their heads, they don’t cry over their hair. "Head and Shoulders". 1455 01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,719 Famous advertisement Moscow chain of stores "Gap", 1456 01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:45,478 where Tatarsky starred with his Deputy Morkovin. 1457 01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:49,519 It was cooler near Kandahar! 1458 01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:55,519 Tatarsky's own SD double participated in political life. 1459 01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:57,159 Tatarsky's own 30-understudy participated in political life. 1460 01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:03,599 The FSB planned the kidnapping brother of a famous businessman. 1461 01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:06,759 His appearance is known at the funeral of a political strategist 1462 01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:08,959 Farsuk Karlovich Farseykin, 1463 01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:13,599 strangled under strange circumstances jumping ropes in the Sandunovsky baths. 1464 01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:19,839 Tatarsky’s slogan went down in history for American Express. 1465 01:44:20,160 --> 01:44:23,119 The world is a place where business meets money." 1466 01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:29,199 But it is known that my favorite job Tatarsky had an advertisement for Tuborg beer, 1467 01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:33,039 But it is known that my favorite job Tatarsky had an advertisement for Tuborg beer, 1468 01:44:33,160 --> 01:44:37,039 after watching which, as if in a whisper his secretary Alla said, 1469 01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,799 in front of Tatarsky tears came out. 1470 01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:42,159 The advertisement itself did not pass the wow test, 1471 01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:45,159 and that's why I've never been shown on television. 1472 01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:47,399 Stop. What's wrong with my eyes? 1473 01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:48,599 And what? 1474 01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:51,159 Yes, some sad eyes. Do something. 1475 01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:55,399 That's another matter. And smile wider. 1476 01:44:55,479 --> 01:44:58,239 Yeah, more. Like this. 1477 01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:00,999 We're not advertising a product, 1478 01:45:01,720 --> 01:45:04,199 but simple human happiness. 1479 01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:15,639 Life is a lonely journey 1480 01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:18,399 then under the scorching sun, then in the bitter cold. 1481 01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,799 How often is the road along which we are going, leading to nowhere. 1482 01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:24,319 And unknown where death will meet us. 1483 01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:28,959 When you remember this, everything in the world seems empty and insignificant. 1484 01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:32,199 And then insight comes. 1485 01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:35,478 "Tuborg". Be prepared for anything.